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Donnerstag, 12. Januar 2012

Freitag, 10. Dezember 2010

If you hate a person..

Erzähl mir die Wahrheit!!!

 "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. 
What isn`t part of ourselves doesn`t disturb us."


Understanding Mens

Understanding Mens


„IT’S A GUY THING“ Translated: „There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.“
„CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Translated: „Why isn’t it already on the table?“
„UH HUH,“ „SURE, HONEY,“ OR „YES, DEAR“ Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
„IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN“ Translated: „I have no idea how it works.“
„I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.“ Translated: „That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.“
„TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.“ Translated: „I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.“
„THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.“ Translated: „Are you still talking?“
„YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.“ Translated: „I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.“
„I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.“ Translated: „The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.“
„OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.“ Translated: „I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.“
„I CAN’T FIND IT.“ Translated: „It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.“
„WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?“ Translated: „What did you catch me at?“
„I HEARD YOU.“ Translated: „I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.“
„YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.“ Translated: „I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.“
„YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.“ Translated: „Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.“
„I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.“ Translated: „No one will ever see us alive again.“

Donnerstag, 20. Mai 2010

Ich bin nicht Serena van der Woodsen...

Na dann wollen wir das ganze mal zum Rollen bringen..ich bin zwar nicht Serena van der Woodsen (Gott sei dank) und treibe mich auch nicht auf Luxus-Partys in Manhattan rum aber mein Leben ist interesant genug um darüber ein Buch schreiben zu können.

Ich finde Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht gehört verboten und Lena Meyer- Landrut ist auch eine Schande für die Nation.

Anyway… Ich wünsche euch viel Spass beim herumstöbern in meinem Blog.. für Wünsche,vorschläge aber auch verbesserungsvorschläge stehe ich euch gerne zur verfügung eure Proud2beMixed

xoxo